What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

At what point did you realize it was the right time to leave your job?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

What is the process of becoming an Evangelical preacher? Is attending seminary school necessary? How long does it typically take? Is it financially challenging?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

Why does everyone hate Ed Sheeran so much?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd